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“American Business: Walt Whitman, Still One Of The Roughs at 200,” “Advice for Whoever’s Reading This Right Now” & “Abbreviated Publication History”

American Business: Walt Whitman, Still  One Of The Roughs at 200

b. May 31, 1819

 

i.

 

Whenever he was asked what business he was in,

Walt Whitman never answered with less than an earful.

He was in the business of America — our incomparable materials,

taking his sweet Whitmanian time by way of explanation,

breath by living breath, an intoxicating master of the gabfest.

Once out of the cradle, his life was a racket of joyful noise.

He’d do business with anyone who listened hard, who understood

at least this much: Whitman really meant it, this remarkable American

business, something he was forever getting down to. Taking care of.

The way he saw it, there was always more to do, and we were all

in this newfangled business together, which would take some serious

getting used to. It might have been easier just minding his own for once

and leaving it at that. But Whitman simply didn’t have it in him

ever to leave any kind of well enough alone.

He was never less than a benevolent buttinsky, although

he preferred the more distinctive lilt of camerado.

 

 

ii.

 

Walt Whitman would have been hell-on-wheels as a traveling salesman

if only in his time a reliable car had been invented, or any such thing as

a car at all. As it was, he got around under his own considerable power,

working his way door to door, selling America to itself, one person

at a time, refusing to take no for an answer. Sure, there were some days

when folks weren’t in a buying mood, but boisterous drummer Whitman was

no less exuberant for that: Unscrew the locks from the doors!

Unscrew the doors themselves from their jambs!                                                                                    

 

Even without a car, no windshield racking up dead insects,

no grille festooned with careless animals, Whitman himself claimed to be,

somehow, stucco’d with quadrupeds and birds all over.

And after demonstrating something every modern family clearly needed,

he could have moved vacuum cleaners galore, and years later

who-knows-how-many pricey deluxe sets of color encyclopedias,

suddenly a prestige item in the well-appointed-home sophistication craze.

 

Instead, he carried a humble supply of brooms, mops, and brushes

in his homemade, rough-hewn pushcart. And less modestly on offer, copies

of his newest publication, his latest Leaves of Grass.  When it came to this

unheard-of American business, Walt Whitman liked to say

that he more or less wrote the book, or this is no book — who touches this

touches a man. Either way, a few dollars wouldn’t be asking too much.

And O, the fever dreams that came upon him then:

Whitman with his cell phone charging!

Whitman with his untamed beard on Instagram!

Whitman’s storied multitudes uncontainable on Twitter!

 

 

iii.

 

And although by now the traveling door-to-door salesman is an idea

whose time has come and almost gone completely, I can’t stop

thinking about how good at it he would have been. He came

to consider the city, the rush of the streets, his most productive territory,

but he could reckon the thousand acres too, leaving the last house

at the end of the lane that opens into an immensity of field,

and somewhere out there, a farmhouse (if you’re old enough

to see this coming, you can say you did, and I won’t be disappointed)

where a farmer and his daughter have been waiting a long time

to feature in this kind of story, in exactly this situation, but

Whitman’s not some helpless rube in the middle of a traveling-salesman’s

joke. He’s not about to break down and stay the night. This is Walt Whitman

we’re talking about, and there’s no way he’ll be distracted by

any farmer’s daughter. No matter how innocent or beautiful she is,

it’s America he loves. He’s all business, the unfinished-business

business of America — all that yawping over the roofs still ahead.

And anyway, he knows that a vacuum cleaner’s not a good fit

for a farmhouse, and no one’s likely to be especially impressed

by a full set of encyclopedias on display up there in the hayloft.

There’s so much more to be said, and he can live with that

just fine for the rest of his life—this peculiar American

business his heart would always be wide open for.

 

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Advice for Whoever’s Reading This Right Now

 

i.

 

If I were you, I wouldn’t be.

 

I’d be re-watching my own low-budget Casablanca,

minus the intrigue and danger: Debbie Fuller,

my 10-year-old 5th-grade reason for living, leaving town

forever, taking off into a night thick with fog, vaguely

heroic in her family’s overloaded station wagon.

Leaving me to round up the usual suspects

in my imagination, especially when it comes to poems

a lot like this one, ever since:

 

I’m in the back yard at midnight, restless, more than ready

for the flying saucers that surely would be landing at last,

the Space Brothers disembarking, delivering a message

of universal love that never got as far as me before.

 

Or I’m in my room with Clifford Brown on the hi-fi again,

that impossible music pouring out of his horn, and I’m trying

to keep pace with him on my two-bit band-school trumpet

I’d first taken up, thinking This should be easy. Three notes.            

 

Or I’m at a séance with my aunt, listening for my departed uncle—

seldom on time for anything in his life either, although he’s now

remembered more fondly for all that: the late great Uncle Bud 

and instead, inexplicably, I hear the voice of Richard Nixon.

 

And when will Bigfoot sit for a legitimate photo portrait

and who and how many killed JFK in Dallas at high noon

and seriously, the CIA talking itself into bed with LSD

and why did my lunch-bucket father give up on professional wrestling?

 

 

ii.

 

But okay, I’ll be the first to admit it — so far,

so pretty good, right? I’ve done what’s in my power to see

that no misfortune has befallen you, exactly. And maybe

it occurs to you, as it does now and then here where I am,

there could be much worse ways to pass the time.

Although if I were you, I wouldn’t                                    

take comfort, exactly, in that sort of flimsy reassurance.

 

Even though we’ve barely met, trust me: enough might

finally be enough. Just ask Debbie Fuller, who knew

enough to get out while the getting was still mostly good.

I’ve been known to go on longer than I need to,

and the last thing I want is for you

to be completely disenchanted, or a little disappointed,

or otherwise in any sense dissatisfied.

 

                                                           At least this time

there’s an end in sight. Go ahead and take a look — it’s less

than a stanza away. I’ll save your place in the sudden line

of readers forming behind you, but I wouldn’t be

in any particular hurry. Or at all convinced

that this has been anywhere close to the best poem

you or I have ever almost made it to the end of.

 

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Abbreviated Publication History

          Would I have seen your work anywhere?

 

 

Well, not just anywhere.

Usually my poems first appear

in pulsing beams of light

on nights no one expects them.

 

They’re subsequently issued

as limited-edition, numbered

letterpress broadsides

printed on 100-pound glossy

white deli-sandwich paper.

There are a few signed copies,

but the signatures are almost

always smudged.

 

Eventually they’re included

in some landmark anthology

or another, like

Thinking of Poetry — But Why?

available for a fraction

of what it cost me

to finish any one of them

in the first place.

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